Sail along row your boat the way that you want
Sail along let the sea guide you along
Sail along let the ocean turn you on

I’m a roundabout
That’s why I’m sailing out
I see my destination

Narrator: “In 1492 Christopher Columbus sat sail for a journey across the ocean to prove him right, that the earth was in fact round and not in the shape of a banana.
In 1519 Fernando Magellan sailed the ocean to prove him right about… ehhh… something…eehh
in fact i don’t really know why he went on that trip but you see I just have to put something in here to make the song more intense and philosophical like for instance I´d say the art is not to get a job, it is to keep it!!
Burt in control room: You’ll soon be looking for a job if you don’t get back to the song maid!
Narrator: Oh yes..right..well my point is very clear you see. If you sort of compare your self with Christopher and Fernando then you too can set sails across the ocean and y´know …go your own way sort´of.. against the stream…road less travelled kinda thing…ehhh…Did you get that on tape?
Burt in control room: “Never speak while we are recording!”
Clearence the coproducer: Well you just did!
Robert in the sofa: and you
Clearence the coproducer..oh shit
Burt in control room: Shut up the both of you. You are ruining the song
Clearence the coproducer: Its not a hit anyway
Burt in control room: Shut up
Robert in the sofa: Why don’t we just release the record button?
Clearence the coproducer / Burt in control room: Yeaah Great idea!!!
Click! Total silence
Clearence the coproducer: What happened?
Robert in the sofa: You turned of the whole studio
Burt in control room: I did not I turned of that one
Clearence the coproducer :You pushed that one
The all starts to fight.
Fade out
Music fades in

Sail along let the ocean turn you on
Sail along let the sea guide you along
Sail along row you boat way on home

I’m a roundabout
That’s why I’m sailing out
I see my destination